"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/14/2017 at 13:47 • Filed to: Dad jokes
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"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
06/14/2017 at 13:47 • Filed to: Dad jokes | 2
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itschrome
> Kiltedpadre
06/14/2017 at 13:57 |
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DUDE, YOUR LUNCH IS GETTING AWAY!
Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
> Kiltedpadre
06/14/2017 at 14:01 |
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Passed a dead one on the way to work yesterday morning in the middle of a church driveway. That evening, someone had dragged it into the grass so it’s not blocking the driveway.
Still there this morning, but someone had tied a “Thinking of You” balloon to it’s leg. This afternoon, on the way to lunch, the corpse has swollen up the size of the Hindenberg, and now has a “Get Well Soon” balloon tied to another leg.
I may drop off flowers on the way home this evening if it’s still there.
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Kiltedpadre
> itschrome
06/14/2017 at 14:02 |
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Funny thing is I had been to an archery range earlier and had a bow with me. Unfortunately, I was across the street from the Sheriff’s office.
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itschrome
> Kiltedpadre
06/14/2017 at 14:12 |
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Right, so you need to hit it with your car and call it an accident. haha
Chariotoflove
> Kiltedpadre
06/14/2017 at 14:12 |
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On a t-shirt in the Minneapolis airport:
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Chariotoflove
> Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
06/14/2017 at 14:13 |
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I think I want to live in your town, or at least get a time share.
Roundbadge
> Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
06/14/2017 at 14:19 |
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This is probably the best thing I’ve read today, possibly this week as well. It’s on the board for the month, too.
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Kiltedpadre
> Chariotoflove
06/14/2017 at 14:44 |
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I need that shirt!
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Kiltedpadre
> itschrome
06/14/2017 at 14:46 |
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What you don’t see in that picture is the porta-potty I would’ve needed to drive through to get to them. I’m a fan of marinades with wild game, but that’s not a flavor profile I want to try.
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itschrome
> Kiltedpadre
06/14/2017 at 14:56 |
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hahaha.
oh man speaking of great marinades for game:
I may be biased as it’d kind of a thing from where I am from, but it goes so well with game meats!